A lady gives ‘how – to’s!’ for a perfect glam,
‘Drink hot water for a healthy gut,’ says uncle Sam,
‘Manifest your soul mate through chants,’ urges a tarot reader,
‘Lift weights after forty,’ advises a gym trainer,
‘Follow my tips for cheap flight tickets,’ yaps a travel vlogger,
‘Follow me,’ says, a content strategist, for more followers…
Reel after reel as you endlessly doom scroll,
Your twitching fingers seem to get out of control,
Haven’t you lost your mind from information overload?
Be mindful, else by the digital blackhole you’ll be completely swallowed,
Those addictive algorithms suck you up and make you their slave,
Promptly ensuring that all your productivity is taken to grave.

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